what can I do for the man who is still sick?

These are some fun questions that I came up with during the day:

-Shouldn't you be wearing shoes in a body shop? WELCOME TO HEPATITIS!

-Do you really think that yelling at me will make me want to help you?

-Can you control the volume of your voice? I can't hear the drilling inside the shop...

-When are all of the hotties coming to the military processing center across the street? I need man candy!

-If I were to suddenly flip out and ram my car into a bunch of traffic on the 405, can I apply for a stress leave?

-Why do people use powerpoints anymore? I mean for reals, those were popular in the late 90's.

-Why do I feel free when I'm standing on the edge of a tall building, facing downwards and the wind is making me teeter?

-Is it time to retire yet?